Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Joke of the day!!

Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,

how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an “asshole” . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Mary called him a “shit head”.  He finished the

second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it

and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

 It's important at our age


  1. Funny. Maybe I need to give that a try since I am old, retired, and looking for some fun:)

  2. Oh, this appeals to my sense of humour! Thank you, Rhonda for a great chuckle (& a joke I'll be able to tell...I've never been able to tell a joke!)

  3. That are a good one. There's to many folks take this livin' thing two seriesly, and bang, one day's they's dead and gone and everybody is a sayin' "Poor so sand so, they never did get to have any fun." When it were they're own danged fault they din't have no fun.

  4. This is great Ronda. Jake and I often joke about all of the fun we would have when or if retired! He especially wants to mess with truck drivers while we are traveling!
    Love Di ♥